Thomas Bjorn hits a shot on Thursday on the 14th gap at Club de Campo Villa de Madrid.
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Don’t.
Touch.
Thomas.
Bjorn’s.
Driver.
Though if that’s not sufficient of a warning, and do you have to accomplish that anyway, which apparently somebody did, enable him to let you know the punishment.
Bjorn, one of many extra gifted gamers of his technology on the European Tour, and a profitable Ryder Cup captain, can be artistic, it appears, although diabolically so. With that in thoughts, we go to Twitter, which is the place Bjorn went when he discovered the settings on his driver have been manipulated forward of Thursday’s acciona Open de Espana first spherical.
“To the man who modified the settings on my driver in a single day within the bag retailer…
“May you wake up every morning for the rest of your life with bleeding haemorrhoids.”
OK then.
Fortunately for Bjorn, he stated he caught the adjustment on the vary, although he shot a four-over 75, and is 12 pictures out of the lead. The revelation was one in all a number of in a casual Q&A on Twitter after his authentic tweet.
“Didn’t notice anything on the range?” @dlnoch wrote.
“Of course I did..” Bjorn replied. Then wrote: “Never related this to my s**t golf today”
Wrote @AlanCantrell29: “Sorry to hear that. Maybe that’s why Nelson Hogan Palmer Trevino Floyd kept their clubs with them all the time….”
“Definitely a good idea,” Bjorn responded.
Wrote @spoa22mo: “All the old timers that used to shoot in the low 60s with persimmon drivers are sure hoping you don’t blame a bad round on your “driver settings”…..”
“I didn’t blame my bad round on that…” Bjorn responded.
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Wrote @DeepCaper: “Go handle it like a man with the Club and not spout off like a whiny child to the Twitterverse. This is not how people from Denmark typically resolve their problems. Very poor representation by your part” — to which Bjorn responded with 4 laughing emojis, to which @DeepCaper responded with three laughing emojis, to which Bjorn responded with two laughing emojis.
Wrote @JensVagland: “But of course you saw that on the range and no one leaves hom without their driver settings”
“So that makes it ok?” Bjorn responded.
Wrote @AlasdairReed3: “That Sergio Garcia’s a proper rascal.”
“What a weird reply..” Bjorn responded.
We’ll finish the responses with this one:
Wrote @The Lucky Swine: “No way you’re thinking of such a formidable curse without experiencing it. Prayers up…”
Bjorn responded with a laughing emoji.
