Media Review: Losers and Misfits reach a new low, while Amanda Serrano rallies other women to petition for 12 three-minute rounds

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We are all losers. All of us – absolute losers. Even for those who didn’t watch the Misfits Boxing card on DAZN over the weekend, you’re nonetheless a loser since you’re devoted to the game of boxing (why else would you be studying this?). And one way or the other this card, stuffed with egotistical chronically on-line cash-grabbers, took one thing from virtually all of us invested on this sport, whether or not it was time, cash, sanity or – within the case of boxing itself – respectability.

Because there isn’t any line between precise boxing and no matter we’re supposed to name occasions like this. Influencer boxing? Crossover boxing? Late-stage capitalism with gloves on? Once it grew to become clear that this model of buffoonery was sticking round for a minimum of the subsequent few years, these of us dedicated to boxing did our greatest to compartmentalise it as one thing utterly separate to our sport. Even the higher-ups at DAZN, the broadcaster most invested on this, would converse in interviews about how it’s “sports entertainment” fairly than precise competitors.

And for many people, we will make that distinction. We know once we are taking a look at two highly-trained fighters attempting to work every other out and we additionally know once we’re being subjected to two full novices attempting to swat flies off of every other.

But there may be a era of individuals – aged from about 10 to 18 – who can’t recognise that. This era is who the likes of Misfits, KSI and the Paul brothers goal their content material at, and that features these occasions. In the identical manner KSI and Logan Paul inform their adoring followers that the Prime vitality drink they created collectively is wholesome and generates a whole lot of thousands and thousands of {dollars} in income, in addition they persuade them that at any time when they step by means of the ropes, it’s actual boxing. That’s the identical Logan Paul at the moment embroiled in an alleged long-running cryptocurrency rip-off.

If you had been to have watched DAZN’s broadcast on Saturday evening with extra naive eyes, it might have been really easy to get swept up within the pantomime. There had been no tongue-in-cheek moments, no winks to digicam to counsel anybody concerned is in on the joke. No, that is actual, man, and we’re all so powerful.

The largest culprits had been these on commentary, led by an unbearable Todd Grisham. They gushed over actually each influencer who stepped into the ring, talking as in the event that they had been achieved champions and often commenting on how good they’re as individuals exterior of ‘boxing’. And when it got here to the chief-support and important occasion, any minute shred of integrity lingering was torn asunder. As Paul dragged his puffed-up body across the ring, throwing punches that will barely affect the structure of a paper bag, the commentators spoke about how “fresh” he regarded and how he “could go another 10 rounds.”

Ariel Helwani, a superb MMA journalist, embarrassed himself as co-commentator and in-ring interviewer, treating the likes of Paul with the identical reverence he gives legit UFC world champions. There was an try at some kind of technical breakdown of a combat so devoid of any significant motion that one in every of its combatants really tried a takedown.

The worst was nonetheless to come although. KSI and Tommy Fury embraced every other extra over quarter-hour than my father and I did for the 19 years of my life he was alive. And in accordance to the commentators, this was solely Fury’s fault regardless of the actual fact KSI would bounce up and down like a pogo stick, throw one awfully telegraphed punch and then seize maintain of Fury for expensive life. Then, when the end result was introduced (Fury gained), they had been beside themselves with anger and confusion. It’s virtually as if KSI is a founding father of the corporate staging the present.

There can be numerous individuals (principally from the aforementioned youthful era) who loved this present. But for this author, it was genuinely disturbing. So a lot of it reeked of the stench boxing has been attempting to wash itself clear of (to an extent): scantily-clad women paraded round like objects, poor sportsmanship (KSI threw a tantrum after shedding, wanting like a prepubescent teen who had simply had their gaming console taken away by their mum), phoneys jockeying for place in entrance of the digicam and, in the end, conning its viewers.

Before the occasion Tommy Fury spoke of his want to “end YouTube boxing” by defeating KSI simply as he had Jake Paul earlier this yr. Obviously he hasn’t completed that, however maybe this woeful occasion is a signal of decay. When “sports entertainment” isn’t in any respect entertaining, there’s no level in it and regardless of how a lot the likes of Misfits and DAZN gown it up, you possibly can’t cover the truth that a combat completely sucks. Perhaps these occasions will in the end collapse underneath their very own weight and finally the juice will now not be well worth the squeeze. Perhaps.

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In much more vital information, greater than two dozen feminine fighters – previous and current – joined collectively in a assertion final week calling for the choice to combat 12 three-minute rounds in the event that they select to achieve this for championship fights. The cost was led by Amanda Serrano and Danila Ramos, who combat on October 27 in a championship bout that may traditionally be contested over 12 three-minute rounds.

Other notable names who signed the assertion are Chantelle Cameron, Seniesa Estrada, Natasha Jonas, Mikaela Mayer, Franchon Crews-Dezurn, Holly Holm, Heather Hardy, Christy Martin, Ann Wolfe, Shadasia Green, Laila Ali and Ramla Ali.

In a sport with out unions, it’s fairly extraordinary to see solidarity amongst fighters like this and it’s massively encouraging. The onus is now on other stakeholders and supporters of boxing to be part of this name for parity amongst male and feminine boxers. Indeed it’s the WBC who stay the biggest opposers to women combating 12 three-minute rounds, with president Mauricio Sulaiman demanding to see “clear medical research clearance” to show it’s protected to achieve this, regardless of there being no credible scientific proof to counsel it’s extra harmful for women to field underneath the identical parameters as males.

Boxing on the Box

October 21

Joshua Buatsi-Dan Azeez

Sky Sports Action

Coverage begins at 8pm

Jack Catterall-Jorge Linares

DAZN
Coverage begins at 7pm

October 22

Alexis Rocha-Giovani Santillan

DAZN

Coverage begins at 1am